This song starts off seeming like a great way for me to remember everything I need before I go to the laundromat
Soap, Powder, Bleach, Towels, Fabric Softener, Dollars, Change, Pants, Socks, Dirty Drawers
Like, okay, I don't really think I would forget pants or socks, but, you know, why not be comprehensive, I guess.
And Let's Not Forget The Food Stains, Dirt Spots, Head Sets, Chips, Pop, Pay Phones, Clean House
This is where Nivea loses me. Food stains? How could I possibly forget the food stains? Pay phones? What? Clean house? I'm confused.
Also, she says "laundry-mat", which is something that has always perplexed me. That's an O. It's LAUNDROMAT.
Anyway, Nivea tells R Kelly to fuck off and hangs up on him and then (presumably) proceeds to just go about her business and go to the laundromat like the baddest of bitches so this song gets a thumbs up emoji from me.
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